Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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