Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
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the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
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I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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