Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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