I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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