I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
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We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
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I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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