Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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