I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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