fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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