can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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