its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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