it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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