That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
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I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
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GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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