I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
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I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
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last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
you never un-have a 4some
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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