Duck Duck Cougar?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize
