I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
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Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
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we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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