Me too!
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Randomize
