his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Still dying that you shit outside
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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