Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
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She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
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Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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