actually, I'm a sock model
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
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My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
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It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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