so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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