stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
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I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
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I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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