he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
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