I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
pop tarts are not kleenex
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You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
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your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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