just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Pooping to opera.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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