Do vagina's smell?
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
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You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
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The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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