shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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