did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
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I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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