i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
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There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
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In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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