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clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
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The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
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Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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