We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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