I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
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I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
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I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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