Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
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I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
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Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
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