She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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