Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
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If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
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Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
And then my night got REAL pukey
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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