i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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