what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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