i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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