is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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