you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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