The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
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i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
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We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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