this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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