Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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