Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
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i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
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I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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