I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Randomize
