She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
You need a sexual gate keeper
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
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