Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
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