Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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