Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
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Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
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He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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