love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
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Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
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oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
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