How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
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THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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