Your tits are I can't wait for
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
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Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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