did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
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New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
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SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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