just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
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arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
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I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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