I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
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To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
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He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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