im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
