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goodnight i made you a song goodbye
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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